there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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