This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I understand Curling. That high.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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