Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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