Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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