My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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