Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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