It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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