i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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