wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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