My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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