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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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