She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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