Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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