awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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