My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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