We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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