my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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