I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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