what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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