Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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