D3 body, D1 cock
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
This is the high leading the old right now
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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