Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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