just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
This toilet bowl is my home.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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