He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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