I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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