Her vagina should come with caution tape.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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