I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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