I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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