got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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