why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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