Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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