I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We had to coat check the pizza.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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