i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
FUCK WHALES
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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