I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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