As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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