in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
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