Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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