fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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