Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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