I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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