We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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