i think i have herpe
just one?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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