Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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