What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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