She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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