You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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