I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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