Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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