why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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