Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
how does that bad decision feel?
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